Caption Contest
Only on Glenn Beck’s contemptible television show will you see scenes like this…

Caption This...?
This picture warrants a caption contest. I can’t say whether they’ll be any prizes (I’ll work on it and update accordingly). But, for now, just leave a comment with your caption/captions suggestions.
PRIZE: $100 to the charity of the winner’s choice.
The prize has been generously donated by @ChrisAgne and @AliceInTheWater ($25 each) and one anonymous donor ($50). They’re all terrific tweeps and active participants in the StopBeck effort. Please show them some Twitter love:
[Update: Caption contest never took place. I couldn't decide on a winner. There were way too many great entries]
Note: The above image has not been photoshopped; it’s an actual screenshot from Glenn Beck’s March 11 television show.
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about 1 year ago
I’m in good company. These guys also lost most of their sponsors.
about 1 year ago
#20 gets my vote! It completely sapped my desire to try and be clever because I knew I wouldn’t top it.
about 1 year ago
“I see myself as THIS dude – but I’m actually THAT dude.”
about 1 year ago
“As you know, progressives lie about loving Jesus, and who else lied about loving Jesus?, you guessed it, Adolph Hitler.”
about 1 year ago
Note the longsuffering expression, pleading eyes, patient face – typical wimpy Democrat! Makes me wanna puke. I’m likin’ the other guy . . .
about 1 year ago
Who would follow THIS socialist hippie?! He taught social justice, preached about loving your neighbor as yourself, and turning the other cheek. He healed the sick and cared for the poor. He claimed that it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven.
The guy on the right threw the Jews, gays, trade unionists, people with disabilities, gypsies, intellectuals and criminals into gas chambers . He sponsored eugenics to try to rid us of weak individuals of inferior genetics who are such a drain on society’s resources. HE’S the guy we tea baggers SHOULD be worshipping!
about 1 year ago
“Ever wonder what the “H” stands for in Jesus H. Christ?”
about 1 year ago
Who would you rather follow: The strong decisive leader or the wimpy one with the parables?
about 1 year ago
Next up: The secret connection between Glenn Beck and Marx. Groucho, that is.
about 1 year ago
No, Glenn, Jesus will not pull your finger.
about 1 year ago
Something more needs to be about Beck. He is a menace to society, and is instilling fear, terror, and hatred with his bullshit into a group of people who just don’t know any better. This guy is no different from Charles Manson, and it concerns me to think how its all is going to end. He is an American terrorist, and needs to be stopped. If he wasn’t so well funded, he would simply disappear. I think its time to put up billboards exposing him, and the companies that support him, and I’d like to start that project right now. Put up one billboard on I-95, and watch how the media jumps onboard. The money will pour in, and we’ll be able to put up billboards everywhere, until Beck is reduced to a sniveling piece of worthless shit. Take away his money, and he’s done.
about 1 year ago
Caller: “These two guys died for their countries! These are true patriots in every sense! But….THEY ARE DEAD! What’s worse is that people still BELIEVE that they are alive. HELLO! Who’s next? ELVIS!”
Beck: “Couldn’t agree with you more. You gonna be at the next TeaParty meeting? “
about 1 year ago
“I get these two confused. Is Adolf on the right or the left?”
about 1 year ago
Have you heard that Glenn Beck is starting a new church – its called : “THE MORON TABERNACLE CHURCH”!
about 1 year ago
“Now, I couldn’t find any footage of the last McCain/Obama debate, so here’s a recreation.”
about 1 year ago
Beck’s new band:The Anointed Kings; Coming to an inappropriate venue near you
about 1 year ago
A Jesus sandwich with whole hate bread.
about 1 year ago
You see this guy on the left? . For 2000 years we’ve been told that this guy died for our sins. . Now I must ask myself, is that what freedom means to you as an American? Redistributing your wealth to others so you can have your sins forgiven? I’m telling you that’s no different than this guy on the right. Because facial hair is the symbol of Socialism, Nazism, Communism and every other kind of ism in the book.
about 1 year ago
How can you wear a flag pin if you don’t wear a SUIT?? Obviously, this dress-wearing commie hates his country. I implore you! Leave your churches!
about 1 year ago
Beck: “I have two daddies.”
about 1 year ago
OK, let me get the chalkboard.
J – E- S- U – S
A – D – O – L – F
So we’ve got “Ja,”, “ED,” “so” “UL” “SF” that liberal city in California. These guys are living proof that liberals can’t get it up. See! Right here on the chalkboard!
about 1 year ago
:: SINGS :: “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.”
about 1 year ago
Only one of these men was the father of modern Communism.
about 1 year ago
Richard Dawkins’ worst nightmare.
about 1 year ago
The Good (Jesus), The Bad (Hitler) and The Complete Un-American Embarrassment(Beck)
about 1 year ago
Killed by Jews, Didnt kill enough Jews.
about 1 year ago
“In analyzing the artwork of Jesus, I have found secret codes that shows you are looking at the artwork of the Third Reich. Look closely in Jesus’s beard. You will see the Swastika, broken in half to avoid detection. Mussolini is hiding in his hair as the hammer and sickle. LEAVE YOUR CHURCHES, NOW!!!!!”
about 1 year ago
Okay, I’m considering a new visually jarring facial hair look that best represents my batshit worldview. Whaddaya think of a Jesus/Hitler combo?
about 1 year ago
“I’m with him” (small ‘h’)
about 1 year ago
Like you Jesus, I expose the cock roaches.
about 1 year ago
#20 jools. the best ever! lol
about 1 year ago
3 queens
about 1 year ago
“Now, now look at this! They both have facial hair!! I don't want to be right about this, but… I think Hitler may have been the second coming of Jesus!! But… but… Now your asking yourself “that must mean that Jesus' second coming is dead, right?”. WRONG! Actually, HitlerJesus is not dead, thats just what the progressives want you to think… Now if you come over to my chalkboard….”
about 11 months ago
“Now that’s what a mustache is supposed to look like!”
about 11 months ago
“Can’t you see that it was me all along? I’ve only changed my shave.”