Caption Contest
Only on Glenn Beck’s contemptible television show will you see scenes like this…
Caption This...?
This picture warrants a caption contest. I can’t say whether they’ll be any prizes (I’ll work on it and update accordingly). But, for now, just leave a comment with your caption/captions suggestions.
PRIZE: $100 to the charity of the winner’s choice.
The prize has been generously donated by @ChrisAgne and @AliceInTheWater ($25 each) and one anonymous donor ($50). They’re all terrific tweeps and active participants in the StopBeck effort. Please show them some Twitter love:
[Update: Caption contest never took place. I couldn't decide on a winner. There were way too many great entries]
Note: The above image has not been photoshopped; it’s an actual screenshot from Glenn Beck’s March 11 television show.
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Finally! Some Truth.
about 4 days ago - View Comments
We’re so proud of Glenn Beck. Although, he does seem awfully exhausted after completing what is a very basic math problem…
At 828 Rally, Glenn Beck Lies About Holding George Washington Speech At National Archives
about 4 days ago - View Comments
On August 28, Glenn Beck held his “restoring honor” rally. But, in Glenn Beckistan restoring honor means telling a blatant lie to tens of thousands of people. On stage, Glenn Beck held his hands out and proclaimed: “I went to the National Archives, and I held the first inaugural address written in his own hand
Glenn Beck Now Offering Hard News
about 5 days ago - View Comments
Glenn Beck is now the keeper of a modern day Burning bush (at least that’s what he’d like people to believe)… Glenn Beck is a willful deceiver, an intentional misinformer and a disseminator of reckless vitriol. But, don’t even think about criticizing Glenn Beck for it. Why? Well, for the past few years, Glenn Beck
Bob Kincaid Interviews Angelo of StopBeck About Glenn Beck, 828, Advertiser Boycott and More…
about 6 days ago - View Comments
On August 21, Bob Kincaid from The Horn Radio Network interviewed Angelo of the StopBeck effort. The discussion covers a wide range of topics related to right-wing misinformation, accountability and effective activism. I think the topics are interesting and there’s a lot of depth here. I strongly suggest giving it a listen, I’m confident you’ll
828: Time Travel To Magicland
about 1 week ago - View Comments
Glenn Beck’s 828 event was unbearably unoriginal. For the most part, he recycled material from his radio program (at times verbatim) – oh and when he wasn’t doing that he was ripping off lines from Obama’s stump speech or reading the Gettysburg Address. In short, he tricked tens of thousands of people into traveling to
Statement On 828 Counter Protests
about 1 week ago - View Comments
Over the past few weeks, we’ve gotten a lot of questions about whether StopBeck effort is organizing any counter protests to Glenn Beck’s 828 rally. Here is the StopBeck effort’s statement on the issue: The StopBeck effort is not organizing or endorsing any counter protests. Glenn Beck’s 828 event is a contemptible stunt to initiate
Per Glenn Beck, Beware: Bible Prophecies! Twelfth Imam! Beheadings!
about 1 week ago - View Comments
According to Glenn Beck, bible prophecies and some kind of Muslim conspiracy are converging: And, here’s some other relevant insight from Mr. Beck: It kind of reminds of the time Glenn Beck asked John Hagee if Barack Obama was the anti-christ. Oh Glenny. Onward we go…
Glenn Beck 828 Speaker, Ted Nugent, Suggested Killing People That Supported Healthcare Reform
about 2 weeks ago - View Comments
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Glenn Beck: Charles Darwin Is The “Father Of Modern Day Racism”
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Fox News’ Van Susteren Calls For Glenn Beck To Move 828 Rally
about 2 weeks ago - View Comments
Glenn Beck’s decision to hold his I Have A Scheme rally at the same location and on the anniversary of MLK’s I Have A Dream speech has drawn the ire of civil rights organizations and leaders. But today, an unexpected voice has been added to chorus of critics – one of Glenn Beck’s colleagues at
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about 5 months ago
I’m in good company. These guys also lost most of their sponsors.
about 5 months ago
#20 gets my vote! It completely sapped my desire to try and be clever because I knew I wouldn’t top it.
about 5 months ago
“I see myself as THIS dude – but I’m actually THAT dude.”
about 5 months ago
“As you know, progressives lie about loving Jesus, and who else lied about loving Jesus?, you guessed it, Adolph Hitler.”
about 5 months ago
Note the longsuffering expression, pleading eyes, patient face – typical wimpy Democrat! Makes me wanna puke. I’m likin’ the other guy . . .
about 5 months ago
Who would follow THIS socialist hippie?! He taught social justice, preached about loving your neighbor as yourself, and turning the other cheek. He healed the sick and cared for the poor. He claimed that it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven.
The guy on the right threw the Jews, gays, trade unionists, people with disabilities, gypsies, intellectuals and criminals into gas chambers . He sponsored eugenics to try to rid us of weak individuals of inferior genetics who are such a drain on society’s resources. HE’S the guy we tea baggers SHOULD be worshipping!
about 5 months ago
“Ever wonder what the “H” stands for in Jesus H. Christ?”
about 5 months ago
Who would you rather follow: The strong decisive leader or the wimpy one with the parables?
about 5 months ago
Next up: The secret connection between Glenn Beck and Marx. Groucho, that is.
about 5 months ago
No, Glenn, Jesus will not pull your finger.
about 5 months ago
Something more needs to be about Beck. He is a menace to society, and is instilling fear, terror, and hatred with his bullshit into a group of people who just don’t know any better. This guy is no different from Charles Manson, and it concerns me to think how its all is going to end. He is an American terrorist, and needs to be stopped. If he wasn’t so well funded, he would simply disappear. I think its time to put up billboards exposing him, and the companies that support him, and I’d like to start that project right now. Put up one billboard on I-95, and watch how the media jumps onboard. The money will pour in, and we’ll be able to put up billboards everywhere, until Beck is reduced to a sniveling piece of worthless shit. Take away his money, and he’s done.
about 5 months ago
Caller: “These two guys died for their countries! These are true patriots in every sense! But….THEY ARE DEAD! What’s worse is that people still BELIEVE that they are alive. HELLO! Who’s next? ELVIS!”
Beck: “Couldn’t agree with you more. You gonna be at the next TeaParty meeting? “
about 5 months ago
“I get these two confused. Is Adolf on the right or the left?”
about 5 months ago
Have you heard that Glenn Beck is starting a new church – its called : “THE MORON TABERNACLE CHURCH”!
about 5 months ago
“Now, I couldn’t find any footage of the last McCain/Obama debate, so here’s a recreation.”
about 5 months ago
Beck’s new band:The Anointed Kings; Coming to an inappropriate venue near you
about 5 months ago
A Jesus sandwich with whole hate bread.
about 5 months ago
You see this guy on the left? . For 2000 years we’ve been told that this guy died for our sins. . Now I must ask myself, is that what freedom means to you as an American? Redistributing your wealth to others so you can have your sins forgiven? I’m telling you that’s no different than this guy on the right. Because facial hair is the symbol of Socialism, Nazism, Communism and every other kind of ism in the book.
about 5 months ago
How can you wear a flag pin if you don’t wear a SUIT?? Obviously, this dress-wearing commie hates his country. I implore you! Leave your churches!
about 5 months ago
Beck: “I have two daddies.”
about 5 months ago
OK, let me get the chalkboard.
J – E- S- U – S
A – D – O – L – F
So we’ve got “Ja,”, “ED,” “so” “UL” “SF” that liberal city in California. These guys are living proof that liberals can’t get it up. See! Right here on the chalkboard!
about 5 months ago
:: SINGS :: “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you.”
about 5 months ago
Only one of these men was the father of modern Communism.
about 5 months ago
Richard Dawkins’ worst nightmare.
about 5 months ago
The Good (Jesus), The Bad (Hitler) and The Complete Un-American Embarrassment(Beck)
about 5 months ago
Killed by Jews, Didnt kill enough Jews.
about 5 months ago
“In analyzing the artwork of Jesus, I have found secret codes that shows you are looking at the artwork of the Third Reich. Look closely in Jesus’s beard. You will see the Swastika, broken in half to avoid detection. Mussolini is hiding in his hair as the hammer and sickle. LEAVE YOUR CHURCHES, NOW!!!!!”
about 5 months ago
Okay, I’m considering a new visually jarring facial hair look that best represents my batshit worldview. Whaddaya think of a Jesus/Hitler combo?
about 5 months ago
“I’m with him” (small ‘h’)
about 5 months ago
Like you Jesus, I expose the cock roaches.
about 4 months ago
#20 jools. the best ever! lol
about 3 months ago
3 queens
about 3 months ago
“Now, now look at this! They both have facial hair!! I don't want to be right about this, but… I think Hitler may have been the second coming of Jesus!! But… but… Now your asking yourself “that must mean that Jesus' second coming is dead, right?”. WRONG! Actually, HitlerJesus is not dead, thats just what the progressives want you to think… Now if you come over to my chalkboard….”